The much anticipated Hypotenuse Theory is finally here. Since people think I am full of myself and none of this is fact, I have provided scientific backings for my findings …
Escape Strategies
With Christmas approaching, I have been motivated to give and thought I would share the greatest gift I have. I dusted off an old chest in the attic and pulled …
Male Triad Theory
Most of you have heard of the “Female Triad.” The triad says women are three things: Slutty, Sexy, and Seductive. The catch is that women can have AT MOST two …
Halloween
Nothing can bring tears to my eyes like Halloween. It reminds me of how far we’ve come as a country. I saw women who were firefighters, police officers, doctors, and …
Douchebag
What is it about a douchebag that makes you want to squeeze his cheeks and hug him to death? Like it or not, women love a good douchebag (oxymoronic, I …