They told Chris Columbus, “Bro, you can’t reach the East Indies from the west!”
He went on to exceed expectations and create America!
They told the Wright brothers, “You’ll never circle the world in an airplane, dudes!”
THEY WENT ONE STEP FURTHER AND FLEW OVER 850 FEET!
They told Isaac Newton, “There is no way you can turneth base metals into bling!”
But he… tried… really hard!
They even had the audacity to say two boobs was the happiest mankind would ever be.
And then we saw Total Recall!
Like all of the greats before me, I am here to prove the critics wrong and inspire hope – to give people the chance to believe with a childlike wonder once again. I will make everything, from the slightly impossible to the impossible, impossible… You guessed it! POSSIBLE!