Escape Strategies

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With Christmas approaching, I have been motivated to give and thought I would share the greatest gift I have. I dusted off an old chest in the attic and pulled out some of my top methods for getting away from a woman once you’ve slept with her. A lot of these escape strategies are so versatile that they can be used on a preexisting girlfriend as well. This will help you all start the new year off right – girlfriend free! You’re welcome, and enjoy!

If all else fails, you can call the girl and tell her you’re not interested in seeing her anymore. This can be complicated, hurt feelings though, and cause flooding, so only use it as an absolute last resort.

I can already hear the complaints that my blog is sexist, so for the women out there, here is your escape strategy:

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