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Email me at Please include a full-bodied picture of yourself holding a spoon, while standing on one leg, sticking your tongue out, at a reasonable distance, without being excessively bundled. No weird or awkward angles either! Bonus points if the words “Legendarily” or “Awesome” are featured. This is to make sure you are: Real, Female and attractive under all circumstances. Also, include a short paragraph about why I should go on a date with you. Please, excuse slow response times since we are experiencing a high volume of requests all the time. You’re welcome!

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