Clear Intentions

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! It’s time for the special web-comic edition of Legendarily Awesome©. Remember Byway Theory?

The comic will explain why it matters in life. If you don’t know what Byway Theory is, go back and read the post. By the way, why haven’t you been reading the greatest blog ever!? Weak sauce, dude! The comic will completely go over your head if you don’t know Byway Theory. Go grab a drink, sit back, and enjoy! Without further ado, I present “Clear Intentions:”

When meeting a chick, be as vulgar, as nasty, and as sexual as possible, so she will do you. Make sure you make it clear that you are interested in banging her. I’ll explain the things you should do to stay off the friend lane in the next post. In the meantime, don’t act like a friend if you don’t want to be considered a friend. And I beg you DO NOT do creepy things like bring gifts or flowers to the first date. Oh and in case you were wondering, yes, I made everything by hand.


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